[senior citizen]

when i am old and wrinkly:

• i am going to be a power walker with a fanny pack.
• i will live in kaysville and be the biggest davis fan. still.
• i will be wrinkly. unless of course i can find a doctor who can make me look as young and natural as this.

• i hope my husband will want to wear matching clothes. just so that people will laugh.
• i will embrace the idea of having white hair and wearing bright red lipstick.

• i'll put lipstick on my front tooth on purpose and act like i don't know it.
• i'm going to try and smell young, and not like that oatmeal scented soap. sorry if you don't know what i'm talking about. :/
• i'm going to chaperone dances and look like this.

• i'll act like i can't hear people if i don't care what they're saying.
• i'm going to wear seasonal sweaters.
• i hope i am as cute as carl and ellie on up.

• i'm going to have yard decorations.
• i'm going to give out killer halloween candy.
• i'll pretend to be confused by computers just to frustrate my kids. ha.

• i'm going to make up stories to tell my grandkids so that they think i was cool.
• i'll drive soooooooo......sloooooow, just because i can.

random thoughts, but here's why. my mom was behind an old man in walgreen's today who asked where all of the valentine's stuff was and why it was taken down already. "isn't it on monday?" he asked. ha. at least he tried, just a month behind.