[FB]

the downfalls/embarrassing/weird things of facebook (yes, they do exist):

• when you get online for 3 seconds to see if there's anyone you want to chat with...and someone you quite frankly don't want to chat with sends you, "hey!!"
• looking up someone you're getting lined up with before actually meeting them in real life.
• typing someone's name in the "what's on your mind" box instead of the search box and NEARLY pressing share. creeping unveiled.
• facebook chat on your phone if you forget to go offline. you realize at the end of the day that you have looked like an addict alllll day long being online like that.
• the fact that you know you get on first thing in the morning and right before bed. aka scripture study time? that's bad.
• always being nervous that the "who views your profile the most" is true.
• knowing facts about someone's fiance like where they're from, what they're studying, where they're studying, their political views, their birthday, where they work, and their religion....but they have no idea who you are.
• the fact that facebook used to be my homepage. i had to change that, now it's just a bookmark. and a top site :/
• discussing facebook outside of facebook. it's always hilarious, but you feel like an idiot.
• the people who tell you "news" like they know it first-hand when you, in fact saw it on somebody's wall 10 minutes before.
• dramatic statuses that you know are directed at people. 
• fb mobile. are we that addicted?
• starting a conversation with someone only to see they go "idle" where is that conversation floating now?
• "liking" pages just because someone you like "likes it. now you'll have more things in common.
• i hate it when i'm up to date on the "most recent" tab of my newsfeed.
• i feel like i must have some responsibilities in life when my newsfeed "most recent" is 300+!
• poking is weird.
• being invited to weddings that you otherwise wouldn't be if facebook didn't have "events".
• wondering what the complete thought process is of someone who doesn't have a facebook?
• what do they do with their time?
• friend requests from someone you don't know.
• knowing ahead of time what someone is telling you in person because you saw it on facebook.
• meeting people on facebook. it's not eharmony.
• the people who claim to have not met on facebook even though they did.
• knowing within 10 minutes of the time someone became engaged.
• being up to date on relationship statuses of people from high school that you will never speak to again or never have.

and this is just too true. hilare.