Kisses

I have had a dog once before in my life.  I got him for my 7th birthday and named him Jack.  I'm not sure what my issue was as a child but I always ended up naming my animals by human names.  I had Jack the dog, and.......cats.  Two cats.  Eric and Karen. What? I know, it's awful.

maybe i just didn't know any better.

 Anyway, I have had a dog once before in my life and so I understand the "love" for your pet.  Kind of.  You know what I don't understand? I don't understand things like this.  How does someone kiss their dog on the mouth?  Where did the "fact" come from that dogs have cleaner mouths than humans anyway?  I'm sorry but I don't believe it.  Even though I'm pretty sure my mailman brushes his teeth and flosses everyday I'm still not willing to just give him a big kiss when he delivers the mail.  That analogy was supposed to be fetch with a dog, didn't really work.

Basically what I'm trying to say is--if you kiss your dog, STOP. If you pull over or stop walking to kiss a strangers' dog DEFINITELY STOP.  Ugh.