Modern Day Inconveniences

My life goal is to invent something, preferably an app for a phone, so that I don't have to work hardly at all for the rest of my life.  Inventing anything would be an awesome achievement though.  There are just a  few things that I am glad I'm not responsible for.

1. These new toilet paper dispensers
1. You may not have seen these yet, and you really don't need to.  They're the most inconvenient and awkward step in the bathroom department.  My cousin used to joke that her parents used to only let their kids use one square of toilet paper each time they went to the bathroom.  I was 5 at the time and you know that bathroom talk, no matter what, was so funny.  Try these new dispensers and you'll literally be getting one square at a time.  It's so annoying and weird like a tissue box. 
2. The all in one hand washing and drying stations
1. If you attend the U and have never tested these out you need to.  Don't cuss me out though when you leave looking like you ran into a hose.  It sprays everywhere, and sometimes the heater is too hot.  Girls, they are in the West end of the Union building in the basement and boys, I don't know how to help you out on this one.  I know they're for sure not on the main level by the Saltair room because I used that bathroom last week.  There was a long line for the women's :/
3. Automated parking garage attendants
1. Today at City Creek I lost my parking stub.  I had to get out of my car, ask the boy behind me if I could follow him out, back my car up, get in line behind him, and zoom out of there after he paid just PRAYING that the pole wasn't going to slam down on my Cute Recreational Vehicle---all of this because there was no real live attendant to talk to.  First flaw of City Creek.  

A great big thanks to whomever came up with these three things to deter me from heading down the same path with my invention (someday).

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