2.10.2012

Rockstar Parking

There used to be an ad on either the radio or television that was a mom and daughter talking about rockstar parking.  It was as annoying as Hans and Franz VW commercials so my mom and I continually mock it.  The joke about rockstar parking has gotten a little monotonous though since...I always really do get rockstar parking.  Really, everywhere I go.  I go to the Nordstrom Rack and snag a spot 20 feet from the front door. My most prime spot ever was at a U of U football game.  Multiple games actually.  Sometimes when I arrive at crowded areas I just pretend that I have a permit to go where certain cars go.  Nobody questions you if you do this because really nobody is in charge.  I'm not going to tell anyone where exactly this spot is because....it's just that good.  So feel lucky if you're one of those whose seen it.  And I'll kill you if you steal it next year.


Three tips for getting rockstar parking on campus:

  1. Act oblivious to parking passes---but always check if surrounding cars have something that looks important, especially compared to the fact that you have nothing.
  2. Arrive at the right time.  Don't pull up early.  Show up right at start time or 10 minutes after either classes or the games has started--people from earlier classes or tailgates have left by them and you'll snag a front row spot.  I mean, or emergency lane spot.
  3. Drive a 2001 CR-V.
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